Game Wisdom: Best 20 Quotes in Gaming

Best Insults/Burns
5.”You spoony bard!”
-Tellah (Final Fantasy IV)

4.“Illusive Man: Shepard. You’re making a habit of costing me more than time and money.
Shepard: I’m sorry, I’m having trouble hearing you. I’m getting a lot of bullshit on this line.”
– (Mass Effect 2)

3.”Morrigan: ‘Tis cold in my tent, all alone…
Warden: Then get a thicker blanket.”
– (Dragon Age: Origins)

2.” You look ugly in that jumpsuit. That’s not my opinion, it’s right here on your fact sheet. They said on everyone else it looked fine but on you it looked hideous. But still what does an old engineer know about fashion. Oh, wait it’s a she. Still, what does she know about, oh wait. She has a medical degree. In fashion. From France.”
-GLaDOS (Portal)

1. “I’m rackin’ my brain trying to think of a name of that diamond pony I bought. I was gonna call it ‘piss-for-brains’ in honor of you, but that just feels immature. Maybe ‘Butt Stallion’? Nah, that’s worse. Tell you what, I’ll give it some thought.”
Handsome Jack (Borderlands 2)